How To Make Me Love You Unconditionally: Kyuhyun/Sungmin, ninja!Donghae/Kyuhyun (2115 words)

(1. Enter the dorm with a smile that doesn't reach your eyes.) It's just sixteen simple steps, with fifteen roads to heartbreak. Kyuhyun and Sungmin need their own K-drama. Seriously.

(now with a vietnamese translation!)

( Tell me I'm being irrational. Look who's talking. One word. Two words. Complete breakdown. )

Drabble Set #1
kyuhyun + ryeowook(/yesung) | But I Won’t Do That (302 words)

( “You lost me at please.” Kyuhyun walks casually through the college campus. )

Lights Will Guide You Home (1/2): Sungmin/Kyuhyun, Kyuhyun/Donghae (5550 words)
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"If anyone's lucky, it's you. When Kyuhyun shines he's brighter than a thousand suns, and he doesn't even know it!" assured Sungmin. Donghae wondered whether he knew who exactly Kyuhyun was shining for.

( Kyuhyun added ‘menace to society’ on the ‘list of reasons as to why Ryeowook’s stalker friend had to ‘suspiciously’ transfer schools’, referred to as short as ‘Sungmin sucks’ )

Break It to Make It: Kyuhyun/Sungmin (3098 words)

Kyuhyun and Sungmin, at the peak of dysfunctionality.

( Ryeowook deems it the worst breakup hes ever witnessed. Kyuhyun refutes him by claiming there was nothing to break up. )

Dying and Other Activities for a Rainy Day: Kyuhyun/Donghae, Kibum/Donghae (5357 words)

In which Kyuhyun dies on the second Tuesday of September, and Kibum is assigned to help him find himself. This naturally foreshadows eternal damnation.

( He would have seemed classy had Kyuhyun not been awake on the night Kibum had decided to go on a drunken tweet spree. )

Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice: Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Henry/Sungmin, Kangin/Sunny (11,613 words)

Kyuhyun is a criminal psychologist who leads a life of contradictions. Hence Sungmin is seen as just somewhat of an occupational hazard.

( ‘Lee Sungmin exhibits signs of extreme adolescent angst. It is suspected hormones are behind his motives for murder’. )

To Narcissism and Beyond: Hankyung/Heechul, Kyuhyun/Donghae (4026 Words)
So the inevitable happens- Heechul falls in love with himself. And Hankyung's pride won't let him consider this even remotely a love triangle.( ”Is this because you went to Church?”, asked Hankyung, hoping Heechul was talking about his new found love for Jesus or something. )

Date Started: 18/1/11
Completed: 0/100
( sadly, this is probably the most ambitious thing I have attempted to do this month )

Holy Freaking Matrimony: Siwon/Donghae, Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Tiffany/Siwon (4488 Words)

When Donghae found out Siwon was going to elope with the minister's daughter, his first instinct was to wallow in self pity. His second instinct was to get her fat.

( “Would it be too much if I try and convince Siwon to wear a wifebeater? I mean, no judge could deny those guns matrimony.” )